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Anonymous asked: wanna do a round two? we can get our jungle fever on.ha ha.

whaaaat? haha.

Anonymous asked: No no Fuck ME on the hood of yo car

not on my cadillac. maybe your hood though.

Anonymous asked: What ever happened to you and your ex Eva if you don't mind me asking?

Not sure till this day.

Anonymous asked: fuck me on the hood of your car >:]

hey now

Casual Sex? What do you think?

Hey, hello, what’s up? I don’t care—was I just thinking out loud?

There was a point to making that my first sentence and not just to seem like a prick. Most guys train of thought when it’s lust at first sight don’t really care what you have to say. You could be telling my that you babysit Brittany Spears child and had sex with a goat once and I, just like any other guy under the spell, couldn’t give a fuck less.

Sad? Not entirely it gives a chance for those bad nights in which too many drinks were consumed and the ugly became the pretty and you wake up in the morning with Shrek next to you, it happens, but at least, if it weren’t for that relentless drive men have, that ugly girl would’ve never gotten laid. It’s a double edged sword really and in slight, a community service.

I talked to two friends—whores—, just kidding, about times they have had a random sex encounter and I filtered through all the girl talk and extracted a general idea, instead. It turns out that your chances of getting laid are significantly higher if one of two situations occur and if it so happens that both are in occurrence then you are in good hands.

Firstly, it seems that boredom plays a good roll in all this. If a girl has consumed her day doing absolutely nothing and has deprived herself from shopping, gossip, etc, she will be more prone to putting out because it’s a physical release and a sexual one. And secondly, surprisingly, “if he looks like he has a nice dick”. Not a big one but a “nice” one. I’m not sure how one would go about gauging this but it’s instinctual, according to them.

If these statements were inaccurate, then I guess every girl is different. But guys, we’re typically the same. Which leads me to conclude, this difference is why girls get laid easier than guys.

I can recall more than one time where I tried my ass off to get into a girls pants but it seemed the more I tried the further and further the possibility of it happening became and then the times where I was either too drunk to really execute any interest or completely not in the mood and then I get the opportunity and I don’t follow through. Don’t get all “oooooh, couldn’t get it up”, it was more “oooooh, that dude passed out”.

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOUR INPUT IS, thanks.

9th Jul 2011

New post coming tomorrow

I did some purple drank the other night and it really does make yous sit sideways.

I wanted to make the post happen today but I need to get a few more pictures in to complete this blog.

This will be a good one.

29th Jun 2011 | 3 notes

I’m back, for real this time.

I’m back! Final-fucking-ly, the guy fixing my computer must have been Forest Gump because it took him 5 damn weeks to figure out my Hard-drive was fried. Porn definitely can slowly kill a computer; the common cold to all devices.

Today, I’m not posting anything specific just yet because so much has happen these past few weeks that I need time to get them in some chronology and make some sense of it…. Maybe get didactic since I think we can all learn from my mistakes.

I want to say thank you for the emails from some you, and now you won’t have to miss me anymore.

Cheers.